UPDATED BY DA BEARGLOT [WA8REI] WITH NEW DEFINITIONS IN RED

• AALPHA BEAR - DA ALPHA BEAR, WB3AAL, RON, PB#1.  WHEN HE GRRRRRS, LISTEN UP, OR U MIGHT GIT A HUNKA HIDE TAKEN OUTA YA, GRRRRRR!  HAS MADE OVER 1,000 QSOS FROM THE FAMED APPALACHIAN TRAIL VIA QRP.

• BABY HARP SEAL - A DELICACY FOR EATING, ESPECIALLY WHEN FRIED IN VALDEZ "OIL SPILL" OIL.

• BEAR - STAND; ENDURE "I CAN'T BEAR TO STAY ON THE ICE SHELF FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR IN -25 F WX."

• BEARABLE - TOLERABLE; "ROLLING ROCK BEER IS BEARABLE, BUT YUENGLING IS GRRRRRREAT."

• BEAR-DAY-SHUSS - A 599+++ BEAR SIGNAL; "GOATMAN HAD A BEAR-DAY-SHUSS SIGNAL, EVEN WITH HALF HIS BEARTENNA IN ROOSTER'S BELLY!"

• BEARIFIC - FB; COOL; "MARK HAD A BEARIFIC IDEA."

• BEARTENNA - THE THING THAT RADIATES A BEAR SIGNAL. ANTENNA ARE FOR ANTS; PIGTENNAS FOR PIGS, ETC.

• BOIL THEM CABBAGE DOWN - AN OLD FOLK SONG;  WHAT ESKIMOS DO WITH THE GIANT 4-FEET-ACROSS CABBAGES THAT GROW TO HUGE PORPORTIONS IN THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN; MAKES A GOOD "SAMMIN-IN-THE-BLANKET," GRRRRRR!

• BOTA - BEAR-ON-THE-AIR. A POLAR BEAR OPERATING QRP. GRRRRR!

• DECEMBEAR - DA MUNT WHEN SANTA BRINGS YOU A NEW K3 IF'N U'VE BEEN GOOD.

• DEN - INSIDE OR HOME QTH OPERATION, AS OPPOSED TO ICE SHELF OR PORTABLE QTH OPERATION.

• FEBRUBEARY - A PBMME MONTH. COLDER THAN HELL, MICHIGAN.

• FLUFF - WHAT BEARS HAVE BETWEEN THEIR FUZZY LITTLE BEAR EARS.

• FRIZZ - FREEZE. "I FRIZZED MY LITTLE BEAR TAIL OFF IN THE JANUBEARY PBMME."

• GOAT GREASE - MIX 15 GOAT BERRIES IN YER PAW WITH 12 OUNCES OF ROLLING ROCK PEE WATER TIL IT TURNS TO GOAT GREASE.  GREAT FOR PL259 THREADS, TELESCOPIC MASTS, SQUEAKY GATE HINGES, BUG AND KEY PIVOT POINTS, ETC.  HOLDS UP AT HIGH ALTITUDES, BLAAAAT, GRRRRRR!  ALSO GREAT FOR TANNING SEAL HIDES.

• GRRRRRRR! - O-FISH-UL GREETING OF THE POLAR BEARS.

• HIBEARNATE - WHAT POLAR BEARS DO FROM APRIL TO SEPTEMBEAR.

• HUNKA HIDE - WHAT BEARS TAKE OUT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE IDIOTS, LIDS, ETC. "I'D LIKE TO TAKE A HUNKA HIDE OUT OF HIM."

• ICEBERG - THAT HUNKA ICE OFF THE ICE SHELF WHERE THEY GROW ICEBERG LETTUCE TO PUT ON YER SAMMIN SAMMITCH.

• ICE SHELF - OUTDOOR OPERATION; WHERE A BEAR OPERATES QRP PORTABLE FROM. "I'M GOIN' OUT ON THE ICE SHELF FOR PBMME."

• JANUBEARY - A PBMME MONTH THAT'S COLD. BRRRRR! GRRRRR!

• LONE STAR - AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK OF FUR-MENTED GRAIN IN TEXAS, GUZZLED BY DA TEXAS BEARS.  IT'LL PUT HAIR ON UR BARE BEAR HIDE, GRRRR!

• MOBY DICK - A POLAR BEAR DRINK CONSISTING OF 6 PARTS SPICED RUM AND TWO PARTS COKE, SERVED UP IN QUART MASON JARS BY NONE OTHER THAN AALPHA BEAR.  A WHALE OF A DRINK, GRRRRRRR!  WARMS UR HIDE AND KEEPS UR BEAR TAIL FROM FRIZZIN' OUT ON DA ICE SHELF.

• MUSTY, DUSTY, CRUSTY - WHAT MOST OLD BEARS IN DA DEN ARE;  THEY SMELL MUSTY, NEED A BATH SO THEY'RE DUSTY, AND ARE AKIN TO GEEZERS, FOGIES, AND CURMUDGEONS, SO THEY'RE CRUSTY.

• NORTH POLE - THAT PLACE WHERE SANTA CLAUS LIVES, ACROSS THE ICE SHELF FROM THE DEN.

• NOVEMBEAR - A GOOD MONTH FOR POLAR BEARIN.

• O-FISH-UL - OFFICIAL. "IT'S O-FISH-UL THAT THE PBMMES WILL BE OCTOBER THRU MARCH."

• OCTOBEAR - THE FIRST MONTH OF PBMMES FOR A NEW SEASON.

• PBMME - POLAR BEAR MOONLIGHT MADNESS EVENT; NORMALLY HELD ON THE SATURDAY OF OR CLOSEST TO THE FULL MOON IN THE MONTHS OF OCTOBEAR THRU MARCH.

• PBSPE - POLAR BEAR SUMMER PICNIC EVENT; A BEAR-BRAIN-STORM BY REM BEAR, K6BBQ WHEREBY POLAR BEARS OPERATE FROM /P LOCATIONS DURING THE MONTHS OF APRIL THRU SEPTEMBEAR, ONCE A MONTH CLOSE TO THE FULL MOON.  A PHOTO OF BEARS EATING THEIR SAMMITCHES IS ENCOURAGED.  TAKE ALONG LOTS OF YUENGLING, CUZ YOU'LL SWEAT YER LI'L BEAR TAIL OFF, GRRRRRRR!

• PEANUT - POLAT GOAT #2.  A BROWN GOAT THAT CAN CARRY A PACK WITH ABOUT 30 POUNDS OF GEAR  TO ELEVATIONS OF OVER 14,000 FEET;  KNOWN AS THE UNDER-GOAT, OR THE LITTLE GOAT THAT COULD, HE IS WA8REI'S #1 PAL.

• POLAR BEARIN - OPERATING QRP WITH THE GOAL OF WORKING OTHER POLAR BEARS. "KEN WENT OUT ON THE ICE SHELF POLAR BEARIN' YESTERDAY."

• ROLLIN ROCK - PEE WATER SERVED IN GREEN BOTTLES, SO YA CAN'T SEE THAT IT'S PEE. HORRIBLE TASTING STUFF, NOT FIT FER TURKEY BUZZARDS OR SNAILS, GRRRR! FORMERLY THE O-FISH-UL BEER OF THE POLAR BEARS, TIL THEY ALL PUKED, AND HAD PIZZA WITH YUENGLING BEER ON BLUE MOUNTAIN.

• ROOSTER - POLAR GOAT #1.  A BLACK AND WHITE GOAT THAT CAN CARRY A PACK OF ABOUT 60 POUNDS OF GEAR TO ELEVATIONS OF OVER 14,000 FEET; HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A HOLSTEIN COW THAN A ROOSTER, GRRRRR!  KNOWN TO EAT 50 FEET OF #14 STRANDED COPPER WIRE IN 5 MINUTES.

• SAMMIN- HOW POLAR BEARS SPELL SALMON. IT AIN'T PRONOUNCED SAL-MIN, AS IN SALLY! IDIOTS! GRRRRRR!

• SAMMIN SAMMITCH - THE O-FISH-UL FOOD OF DA POLAR BEARS SUMMER PICNIC EVENT, OR PBSPE. GREAT WITH YUENLING BEER, GRRRRR! TWO SLICES OF BREAD WITH A HUNKA SAMMIN' IN BE-TWIXT 'EM, GRRRRRR!

•  SEAL BLUBBER OR SEAL FLIPPER - POLAR BEAR CHEWIN' GUM.  PUT IT IN YER BEAR JAW AND CHAW ON IT ALL DAY; RAG CHEW, AS IN "WE CHEWED ON THE SEAL BLUBBER FOR AN HOUR ON 7.040."  

• TEDDY BEAR - OPERATIN' PBMME FROM THE HOME QTH "IN DA DEN" RATHER THAN /P OR /PM OUT ON DA ICE SHELF.  "IT WAS STORMING OUT, SO HE STAYED IN DA DEN AND OPERATED TEDDY BEAR IN THE PBMME."

• WALRUS TUSKS -  THEM THINGS THAT, WHEN CHEWED INTO A POWDER AND EATEN, ARE AKIN TO VIAGRA FER HUMANS.  WHEN MRS. BEAR IS IN THE MOOD, IT'LL KEEP YOU COMIN' AND COMIN' LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY WITH HIS BATTERIES IN BACKWARDS, ALL NIGHT LONG BY THE LIGHT OF THE FULL PBMME MOON...GUARANTEED!    "THE BEARS ALL ATE WALRUS TUSKS AND DRANK YUENGLING ONE NIGHT, AND THE DEN WAS CRAWLIN' WITH CUBBIES 8 MONTHS LATER, GRRRRR!"

• YUENGLING - THE O-FISH-UL BEER OF DA POLAR BEARS. SMOOTH, WITH GREAT TASTE. BEATS ROLLING ROCK PAWS DOWN.